When I meet Aladdin at Disneyland I’m gonna walk up to him, offer my hand and ask him if he trusts me?
Then I will make him walk with me around the park and pretty much trick him into a date.
We will fall in love, he will divorce jasmine and we will live happily ever after.
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
somehow we always end up here
STOP THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT AND SUBTLE FORESHADOWING
LIKE THAT LINE SLIPS PAST US BECAUSE WE THINK HE’S KIDDING AROUND BUT IN ACTUALITY
HE WAS USING HER THE ENTIRE TIME AND HE KNEW IT
like is no one gonna pick up that HE IS THE ONE WHO STOPS HER SONG ABOUT FREEDOM? HE CUTS HER DOWN WITH HIS HORSE.
"I know it all ends tomorrow,
So it has to be today
‘Cuz for the first time in forever
For the first time in forever
Nothing’s in my way!”
AND SLAM. HANS IS IN HER WAY. NO ONE IS GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS FORESHADOWING
Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.